Buddhist's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Saved By Your Balls]

Fuck off pUnk_rebel!!

Okay first of all WhiteRebel, you dumb shit, if you have a problem with gays, the Republican National Convention is coming up so why don't you go have your granny make you a kiddie version of a KKK outfit and you can get your mommy to drive you there and you can party down with Dubya and his oil-guzzling buddies that are causing our country's early demise. Second of all, this game kicked major ass!! I mean, this game was TITS! Like huge vuluptuous model tits. Just because you chose a guy doesnt mean its gay or the game is bad. Most of the game is the same whether you are a guy or a girl. anyway, my compliments to the creator. plz keep making these kinds of games. Greasy ass. (thats spanish hyuk hyuk)

[Go Saddam Go!]

AWESOME!!!

i didnt expect that part at the end, but it made it all the more better.

[Megaman X Next - The Game]

Woah!

Dude...of all the games in the last few weeks thats i've reviewed, this gets the 2nd best rating of 5!!! DUDE! If you make the bosses a little easier and have someone who can fix the fucky fucking fucked up controls, this will be one of my all time faves. Nice work and dont fuck up on ne more future projects!

maelstormm responds:

*Pimp smacks JoOishhenturkeytea*
- The games meant to be hard, it's not for the feint of heart. Read the comments instead of going right for "Play this Game"
- You didn't list what was f-f-fucked-d-d-d (I tried for a porky pig stutter) up about the controls. If it's the auto-dash/jump thing, then sorry but that's that's how I like it.
- "dont fuck up on ne more future projects" What's that crap about? This projects not fucked up in the first place. Tough noogies if it doesn't play the way you want it to. Vote and be on your way.

[Police Bike]

This shit fucking sux!

What the fuck is this shit? I played and it sucks more cock than a drunk soroity girl at a frat party! I mean, dude, i'm seriously....if i was allowed to say something cruel to you, i'd be able to fill up the whole fucking page! I think you need to go back to 5th grade and learn how to use Flashplayer instead of copying and pasting shitty pictures of cats, hos, protestors, and runners. FUCK THIS SHIT!

[Drag Racer 3]

Meh.....

Well, it was okay, but it didn't have enough kool cars (like the Hummer H2 or the Old school Barracuda) but it still was able to be pretty cool, if you get rid of that screeching tire sound (i was about ready to beat the fuck out of my PC for that). Overall, i think you should roll with it doggggggg. P.S: GET RID OF THE SHITTY CARS (e.g. the Nissans, Hondas, Subarus, other shitty Japanese-built cars, etc.).