Buddhist's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

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very nice, very nice *golf clap*

well i must say that this was pretty coo' "dawg". this is prolly the best b+w flash in the portal today or in the last couple of days. but it still needs some work on the shakiness and stuff. BTW, are you making this a permanent BnW film or is it just temporary?

[Poor Clocky: Valentines]

2.94 my fat fat ass!

yeah i agree with what Kelyn said. this is bullshitty flash yet its still gonna be protected. gimme back my motherfucking blam point you bastards!

WinchesterLock responds:

Oh I'm sorry, Mr. I don't have a single flash to my name. I can't help but point out you have no "real" qualifications to judge the quality of a flash movie. You make some and then we talk. So in short, you fail at reviewing and you fail at life.

Thank you.

[Stickman vs. Legoman]

Koo Koo Foo'

I gotta see this once you're done with it. but you should put it in a bigger screen size and improve the graphics a little. Also I would suggest putting in some voiceovers to make it a little cooler. Overall, i'd give it a 4/5 and on the review scale a 8/10. But if you work on it more, i'd definitly say that this would be a very good movie, perhaps even getting you a great score, because this baby right here has front page potential. I want you to let that last comment sink in, because that is the first time i've ever said those words since my account's creation. I hope you feel proud and honored, because you damn well should, you lucky motherfucker you! XP

[OnlyFunWhenYou'reHigh]

Well, uh...yeah...

I gave this a 0, but even though my power is 4.59 votes, it seems the general NG public enjoys this enough for it to dodge the Blam Bullets (copyright JoOiShHeNtAi 2005) and make it through the portal with a 2.07 average. But I guess it's cuz I just don't get it. Well, anyway, keep up the work and try to make something that makes more sense to people like myself next time, okay? Thanks.

[T E R R O R]

Some folks of old, maaade to wave the flag...

You get a Zero January 23, 2005

Reviewed by: phatie420 Overall Score: 0

Just another clueless sonofabitch, go join the green party hippy. People like this make me sick.

wow dude, i feel your pain when you say that most of those reviews are idiots trying to act smart. but i definetly agree with your message. though it may not be what everyone wants to hear, its the truth (at least in my own eyes). the man has started 2 wars already, helped out his UberCorp buddies at Halliburton and ENRON, has aimed to put a plan to eliminate stem cell research and usage, apparently helped his rich oil-guzzling pals the Bin Ladens in Saudi Arabia hide their kid, and is also aiming to start a war in Iran and most likely Syria later on. And yes, i know that this is really just repeating a lot of well-overstated facts, but I figure the little uneducated kiddies here at NewGrounds deserved a little lesson in what i call "Bush 101". Anyway, i liked how it was something to stimulate the mind, i also enjoyed the B+W. its plain and simple, but bold nonetheless. Some helpful critiquing (spelling?):

put in credits at the end
give it a little mo' flava, son.
make the flash last a little longer so it plays out the entire song and ends at the end of the last scene.

also, a couple of questions i was hoping you'd answer for me:

i've been planning a series about the Bin Ladens, a little slapstick parody humor, about them being a normal wealthy Saudi Arabian family with the exception of their "craaaazy" kid, Osama. if you want, you could collaborate on this with me in the future. also, i wanted to know who wrote the song and what its called. because i've heard it before, but i just don't remember it. was it Bob Dylan??? anyway, thanks for making this man. putting some informational education on NG. good job my man. SKILLZAHHH!!!

hoping you'll answer back,
--|\/|477 / JoOiShHeNtAi / Matt

[Hitman]

Meh...

meh...good job. i mean, it could've been better and all, but its still one of the top things i've seen in the portal in a loooooong tiiiiime. keep up the hard work and eventually the work will get you a 5/10.

magumbo responds:

thx

[Come to my party]

duifshj

it was kool. the animation wasnt shitty like a lot of the shit in the portal. good job. keep it up or i'll slit your throat. btw, thats as nice of a compliment youre gonna get from me. so savor it while it lasts buddy.

[I hate yuo myg0t 2]

bullfuckingshit

hi im new to the hole cheeting scene, LoL! culd ne of u guyz hook me up wit sum uber hax that i no u guyz have , LoL!! thnkx

-Velocity
"there is no spoone" - The Matricks

i had an amazing entry before but because of the word |\|1qq3r i cant FUCKING enter it so they made me revise it. fuckin c|-|1NK5!!!

[Ghetto Romeo and Juliet]

\/\/007!!! +|-|1$ $|-|1+ K1CK5 455 |\/|0F0!!!

heheh. hey guys im new to the whole cheeting scene, LoL!!! i was wondering if u guyz could give me some hax i know you all have, LoL!!! thnx

--Velocity
"There is no spoon." --The Matricks

hahaha thats STILL funny after the 4th time i've seen this!!!! WOOOO MUHFUCKA A SKEE SKEE SKEEEEEEE BEEEHOTCH!!!! the nerdy kid reminds me of my good friend greg, who would probably do the same thing that this faggy kid did after fighting with the myg0t clan, and i know this because greg uses some of the actual lines from the dialouge from these two movies. anyway i like a lot of your work, this series of "I Hate Yuo Myg0t" flash movies are #'s 2 and 3 on my list of favorite flashes, and you're my 2nd favorite flash artist. feel special, because i am your G0|)!!!

[paul#1]

This SHizzle is off the Hizzle

This is the best stuff on teh internet beotch. I mean i can make this stuff if i could get off my lazy ass, but someone does it for me. Good jopb my niggaw.