Buddhist's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Whitmore the Toad Pirate3]

BOOO!

NO!!!! WHY WHITMORE?!?!?!?! I CANT BELIEVE THAT YOU KILLED WHITMORE THE TOAD PIRATE!!!! I gots to say my brotha that this shit was not at all funny. It was like my gay friend Tony Thhompson's kind of humor. it doesnt need to be THAT gay dude. i mean come on, its rated E. How many kids r gonna visit this site not looking for violence or nudity. But the first meeting between Whitmore and the beaver was a little funnay at the end. PLEASE DONT MAKE NE MORE OF THESE EVER!

EdibleCastle responds:

what do u care if u didnt like the movie anyway?

[What if Hitler Lived?]

SEIG HEIL! ICH ACH BEIN HITLER!

Id say it was pretty funny, but you know, uh...it was stereotypical and for a guy with the name "SickDeathFiend" it had almost no violence whatsoever. But i liked it outside of the stereotypical bs (PS there was very little). But that sandwich looked nastier than if you thought about having anal sex with yur grandma!

[Banana Phone]

Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, ring, ring...

I dont think i got to see the end of it cuz im on a laptop, but ill see it later. I like the song though, but if you ever, EVER put that in another cartoon again, i will hunt u down and blow both our brains right out our heads. Overall, its good.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Banana Phone!!!

[Passion Of The Christians]

Nice

LOL! That was funny dude....i'm Christian and it doesnt really offend me outside of the fact that Christ died for our sins...i liked it a lot and i'ma add it to mah favorite portal listing things. Keep up the good old funny shit! And do one on dem niggaz or Japs or Wetbacks or Jews next time! (lol just kidding dude)

[Smile!]

Well, sarite....

Well dude, i gotta hand it to jew, you did good. I mean, the animation sucked more cock than the smiling girl with the Sexy Bitch t-shirt on in yur movie, but the plot was good and it was somewhat gorey and violent as well as somewhat funny. I give this a grade of a B-, or One thumb up!

[Just Another Psycho]

WOOO MOTHERFUCKER!!!

dude, that was FUCKING AWESOME! It had everything, the sweet Metal music, great animation, oh, and of course, lots of gore and violence! My favorite part was when he just goes fucking nuts...i was laughing my head off...i know how that guy feels...theres a kid in my skool named Marc Tanne whos like that...and my friend Greg Barinskah says that Mike represents him in many ways. I love you dude (not in a faggish way or anything, cuz i LOVE the PUSSY!) and yur awesome. im adding this thing and yur name to my faves list. Keep this awesome shit up.

[Yoshi's Payback]

Bull fucking shit!

Dude, this piece of donkey fucking shit was worse than the last Mario video on NG. If you're going to suck up the place, do it in style, or make it really violent or funny, because this was a poor excuse for a video about a 20-year-old game. Overall, this thing shuld get cut from NG.